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Ms Scarlet: I am permanently perplexed.

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Bob

I Didn't Say It ... - *Mark Carney*, newly elected Liberal Prime Minister of Canada: *“As I’ve been warned, America wants our land, our resources, our water, our country. But ...
4 hours ago
Jon

Postcards from Amsterdam? Phone calls from Birmingham? - Almost there... Just one working day and a Sondheim show to go [and you'll have to wait till I'm back in Blighty for any kind of post about that one], an...
8 hours ago
Mistress Maddie

SPRING TRADITION ENDURES.... - *As is tradition here at the Casa du Borghese to herald summer....* *Hooray! Hooray!* *It's the First Of May.* *Outdoor screwing begins Today!!!* To re...
1 day ago
Nick

So much for reason - When I was young I believed people were basically rational and the world was run on a rational basis. As I got older I realised this wasn't so. A lot of ...
3 days ago
Mr Mago

The Despot’s Ear - I wish someone would grab the ear of the President Of Our Hearts, whisper sweet nothings, and then plant the message : “Come on, you want it. It’s easy. An...
4 days ago
Mr Peenee

In Which We Survive - So I didn't die. Yay. My cold was annoying and persistent, but I never really felt that bad, just sort of feeble. Speaking of dying, I want to ment...
5 days ago
Kylie

Brutal - So much has happened in the last four days. I don't have the will to write it all down and one day I might regret that. Maybe I will see fit to write a ...
6 days ago
Mitzi

Taking the Strain - *Take any bog standard yoghurt, the cheaper the better and turn it into a thick luxury Greek yoghurt that could rival Fage (pronounced fa-yeh if you're tha...
6 days ago
Savvy

This song makes me smile and almost forget the shit storm we're in -
1 week ago
Madam Arcati

The Delargo Gardens - April - Here we are again me lovelies with the garden in April and on time for once and it's Tulip time. As our American Sisters would say; 'They give you a lot ...
1 week ago
Melanie

Happy Easter! - I thought about doing an AI image of Jesus dressed in a sexy bunny suit, but I just can't do JC dirty like that. We met briefly once on the mound and he...
1 week ago
Eryl in the Kitchen

Cool Operator - The new cooker is finally installed! Kevin, our lovely local electrician, came at lunch time today – he'd been away on holiday which is why it took hi...
2 weeks ago
Mr Devine

"Did Someone Say ----?"* - I caught these two doing it in the pond Lake. Disgraceful! * Answers in the comments, please. Hello! Here I am! I don't have much to say, so I wil...
2 weeks ago
Looby

North and South - About a month ago, my friend Helen, who had lived in Norway for many years, succumbed to the pancreatic cancer with which she was diagnosed last year. I we...
2 weeks ago
Melanie

For the Birds - Hello Nature-Led Friends! It’s Springtime and I’m springing into action trying to get our homestead, affectionately known as the Fernmire, ready for the wa...
3 weeks ago
Ms Nations

Purgatory Smith and his Ailing Leg - Here for Jon is my next post - THE WATKINS COOKBOOK! Is it the Rawleigh Cookbook? No it is not. Now, I have owned the Rawleigh Cookbook in the past and...
5 weeks ago
The Mistress MJ

Still Alive in 2025 - Infomaniac turns 19 today. It's a miracle it's still alive at this point.
5 weeks ago
Wonky Words

For The Birthday Boy… - Happy Birthday, Mr Devine! For your birthday I bring you a post of dog proportions – I know you will be thrilled! So here is a picture of my new dog, Barne...
5 weeks ago
Z

Wink’s coming home… - …and the animals seem to know it. Having been weeks without laying eggs at all, my gang have been making up for it over the last fortnight. Now an average ...
1 month ago
Autolycus

Thereby hangs a tale, no doubt - Seen on Dean Street..and round the corner, on Wardour Street:
1 month ago
Lulu

Happy Snake Year - I cancelled solstice, xmas and hogmanay but the lure of Chinese new year was too much, I make the appropriate animal gods and send them out to people who ...
2 months ago
Rimpy

FGES Tour #21: Chico, California - Well folks, this is the last stop on the Freakin' Green Elf Shorts USA Tour. I have returned to my once and future home. Probably the most famous landma...
2 months ago
Eryl

Goodbye - This is my last WordPress post. I can no longer justify the expense, so I’m moving back to my old blog The Kitchen Bitch Ponders. Hope to see you there 🌞
3 months ago
Bears in Shorts

ACCORDING TO THE CALENDAR... - ...it's "that time of year again." I seem to be grumpier with every year that goes by. The seasons are still the same, but my gods! the people ha...
4 months ago
Bill

Life is strange, dreams are stranger. - You don't need to live long before you realize life is strange. Good people die and bad people live. As you cruise along a smooth highway an idiot flies ...
6 months ago
Dinah

JUST LIKE TOAST, I’M POPPING UP AGAIN… - Well, actually, I have to pop out before I pop up! Being a Friday morning in my outpost of Empire, I need to do some essential shopping before I get caught...
8 months ago
Joey

It's Now or Never - Thank you for the emails and your comments here checking to see if I'm okay. Well I thought I was, until certain things happened that caused me to get dep...
2 years ago
Ponita

Devastation - On Aug. 1st, my world plummeted into a void. My youngest brother died by suicide and my family will never be the same. It cannot remain taboo to speak out ...
5 years ago